If you go down to the woods today,

You’re sure of a big surprise

If you go down to the woods today,

You’d better go in disguise.

For ev’ry Pedo that ever there was,

Will gather there for certain, because

Today’s the day the Pedo Bears have their picnic.

Ev’ry Pedo Bear who’s “sportin’ wood”,

Is sure of a treat today.

There’s lots of marvelous lolis to lick,

And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees,

They’ll chase and rape as long as they please

‘Cause that’s the way the Pedo Bears have their picnic!

~Zakiy